Suggestions for Human Societies on Earth - 2024
When in the course of human events, murmurings of a great reset begin to rise, well what the hey, let’s reset this thing!
Here are some simple remedies to society’s ills. You are free to use them, share them, steal them, add to them, and think of more and better ones.
Here we go! It’s vengeance and favor time!
1. No more government. That’s the first thing to go.
2. Owners of businesses have one day to step foot in any store if they want to keep it. If they don’t, the manager owns it or it closes.
3. All politicians, gangsters, child molesters, and celebrities board one-way outbound spaceships run by humorless AI.
4. Everyone is terminally healthy because they have access to health machines and reiki masters. Doctors are only needed in emergencies. Hospitals become temporary homes for homeless.
5. Anyone who has killed a person, including police, military, terrorists, CIA, and murderers, go to healing camp until they’re ready for the ferret test. Then they are put alone in a room with a ferret and if they send it only loving vibes, they are free, but if they send it anything shady, they are off to space and the ferret gets reiki for life.
6. To rid ourselves of money and all the problems that go with it, we only need three technologies:
Free Energy Technology,
Replicators for physical goods, and
Crystal Wallets for services.
Replicators create anything you need out of surrounding molecules and molecules from recyclers.
Crystal Wallets are crystals programmed to measure and store personal outgoing energy. Energy is measured in quantity and frequency.
Humans can invent anything, so let’s get working on those three projects asap.
7. Wherever you live now, that’s your house. No rent. No landlords. You can build and trade houses but no buying or selling. If more than one family lives in a house now, they Rock Paper Scissors for who keeps the whole house and who gets a beach house best three out of five.
8. Keep your campers. Traveling is about to become the national pastime.
9. Stop production on everything besides food; we got enough crap as it is. Retail stores become swap-shops and replicator recycling centers.
10. All libraries are run by 70-79 year olds.
11. Marinas become boat libraries and boats can be returned to any location.
12. Factory farms all close. We need a good idea of what to do with all the animals.
13. The only red tape is the grueling paperwork required for approval to cut down a single tree. Toilet paper etc is made from hemp and bamboo.
14. Everybody with taxidermy in their house gets slapped upside the head and they have to bury it with a eulogy.
15. All 15 year olds are competing to invent a car that runs without gas. Winner gets a mansion.
16. There is a bonfire for each menarche where all the women dance to the live band of the girl’s choice.
17. No more American football. God!
18. Artists and parents are the most respected profession.
19. Cell service is off. Walkie-talkies, CB’s and letters are back. No more internet; y’all couldn’t handle it so. Wi-fi towers are torn down.
20. SPCA’s and pounds unlock the animals and play music for a few days. When the music stops, whoever’s yard an animal is in is the new owner.
21. Schooling is only required until the student reads at a third-grade level. All other classes are free, optional, copious and high-quality.
22. Weather machines are owned and controlled by farmers.
23.Girl color changes from pink to red. And we tell the truth that women are more into sex than men are. That should clear up a lot of confusion.
24. All 17 year olds help run a family for three months.
25. All 21 year olds are nannies for nine months and are also the lifeguards at the pools, all of which are free and saltwater.
26. Anyone who has been traumatized by war or abuse gets a house on 30 acres, a horse, a cow, and a monkey.
27. All cars have breathalyzers.
28. All debts are cancelled.
29. No movies or TV; theater and comediennes are encouraged.
30. 14 year olds apprentice in a trade and can do more apprenticing in any trade at any age.
31. All religions incorporate the worship of plants.
32. News anchors and fact-checkers clean public toilets for three years without thanks.
33. We use the thirteen month calendar.
What say ye?
Shall we be anointed and bring good tidings to the afflicted, heal the broken hearted and speak liberty to the captives?
Shall we proclaim The Year of The People?
I say:
One
Two
Free!
Jubilee!
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